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The guy who made High School Musical is making a Phantom of the Opera franchise on Disney + lord save us all
#Id be down with it if it was animated#but you know damn well it won’t be#Disney did a good job with heavy source material in Moon Knight but that was a RARE case#I’m just really not sure modern Disney can make something so mature and nuanced family-friendly
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i am going to combust into a million pieces
#mario#super mario#smb#luigi#bowser#bowuigi#mario movie#super mario bros movie#what theFUCK going on#they won’t even let us BREATHE#you know damn well they enjoy seeing us go apeshit over these#i am literally losing my mind#i know i’m gonna be so disappointed when i go see the movie and it’s gonna be like only 2 seconds of luigi screen time#but it’s okay AS LONG AS WE GET A LUIGIS MANSION SPIN OFF#that’s all that matters to me <3#also why’s bowser doing that little maneuver with his mustache like 💀💀#gay gay homosexual gay#could he be any more homosexual#< the answer is NO#anyways i’m gonna go scream into my pillow for a little while
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“Boys are stupid”
#kindergarten#I don’t think she can read either#but you know damn well she won’t pass up the opportunity to put someone down#kindergarden#kindergarten 2#kindergarden 2#kindergarten the game#kindergarten cindy#kindergarten kid#or protagonist?#kindergarten Buggs#class of 09 ref#fanart#swear warning#?
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“Ah dinnae ken you wore dog tags, L.T”
#there’s no way this wouldn’t be canon#you know soap loves pulling ghost closer by the dog tags cuz it’s hot as fuck#and ghost loves the shit out of it even if he won’t ever say it#also I know damn well soap would ‘forget’ that ghost wears them only to pull a move like this#ghostsoap#soapghost#modern warefare ii#simon riley#john mactavish
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“Anakin Skywalker was the best Jedi” uh no that was Mace Windu. Mace was the best Jedi.
#filoni please use your head.#even if you don’t agree with me that it’s mace.#we all know damn well anakin sucked at being a jedi.#that’s literally why he’s a Sith.#like you cannot fail being a Jedi harder than anakin did#if you wanted to say ‘force user’ ig that’s it’s own category and maybe I’ll open myself to a discussion on that#(lmao no I won’t I said what I said mace is the best)#but in terms of Jedi. he wasn’t that great lmao#meanwhile mace did everything he could to be a good person a good force user AND a good Jedi#I rest my case.#anakin skywalker#mace windu#Star Wars
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How about you speak those aether corruption thoughts out loud huh
Well you see
I think Aether does everything in his power to make sure he is the first one the new summons fall into bed with. Only he can do it. Only he can show them how good it feels to get touched. The others are too rough, too selfish. But him? Oh he’ll make sure they know how good it feels to be split open. How good it feels to be pinned. How good it feels to just let go and give in.
Maybe when Phantom and Aurora are summoned he can’t quit get to them. He’s so busy in the infirmary and fixing Copia’s fuck up with the taxes. But that doesn’t stop him from making sure he is the one who introduces them to all the things their new bodies can do. Maybe he sees Swiss getting cozy with them and he uses a little quint to keep him away? Swiss can wait his turn. Maybe he uses a little quint on Phantom during one of their guitar lessons? Not enough to make them slip, just enough to bring new sensations to light. And who knows? Maybe he stands outside of their room when they get back to the den just to listen to them whine while they try to figure out what feels good. Clearly they need a guiding hand.
He doesn’t even fuck them the first time he gets them alone. He just pulls them close, back to chest in front of his mirror. He makes them touch themselves how they’ve been doing it, just to see what they do. Oh he coos so softly.
“No wonder you asked for my help. You need someone to show you?”
He gets a hand around their cock. Buries his fingers in their cunt. He makes them cum again and again until tears collect in their eyes. He has to. He needs them to know how good it feels.
Think he does something similar to new Siblings too. I think Aether is one of the first ghouls all new Siblings meet. He is a kind and gentle ghoul and his quint lets him know if the new human needs any medical attention before they fully move into the Ministry. He’s not as possessive over them as he is the new summons so he doesn’t put in as much effort to get to them. But oh when the stars align and a new Sibling bashfully approaches him he loses it.
He loves how shy most humans are when it comes to sex. He loves watching them flush when he whispers filth into their ears as he undresses them. He loves the way they instinctively try to hide themselves. He loves spreading them open and showing them everything a demon can do. Ruining them forever. Knowing another human will never be able to satisfy them the way he does makes him throb.
He just loves being the one to show them how good it feels when you give in to sin.
#does that make any sense? who knows but I just think that ghoul is a freak#all quint ghouls are freaks and you won’t change my mind#I know damn well he’d talk you through it in the most sickly sweet and condescending way possible#golfball thoughts#the band ghost#ghost bc#nameless ghouls#shitghosting#aether ghoul
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its so hard to watch time pass when things like careers and assignments exist. what do you mean im supposed to take that seriously
#I have an assignment that was due a week ago and I really really dont want to do it. I have to but i dont want to#im probably making it worse because my brain has built a wall around it so now i can’t do literally anything else until thats done. but#because I don’t want to do it I’m just kinda stuck. turns out this is what they meant when they said emotional regulation is part of#exec dysfunction.. I’ll have a thought like if I get a little bit of it done now i can get it over with. I can just submit something#and then not even 5 minutes later itll be like ugh but I have to draw all the assets out. I have to write things and make spreads ugh#and its just flopping between those two things. i hate it when ppl are like well how much time do you need to work on one thing#because BOY id love to know too. I’d love to know exactly when my brain wants to cooperate with me and work around that but I cant#even my period can’t decide when it wants to punch me in the stomach. which is kinda funny in the grand scheme of things but still#its so weird im just lying on my bed thinking abt all this like damn.. the time will pass anyways no matter what I decide to do.. damn….#if I submit that assignment now and take the L I literally won’t die. it’ll just be a deduction on an assignment nobody will ask me about#I know this but I’m still stressing myself about it so my thoughts aren’t really connecting to my body. weird#maybe its because Im having a hard time looking forward to things. theres definitely a lot I should be living for but I don’t really feel#a strong attachment to it I guess? it’s been like this for a while with holidays and meeting with friends so I just don’t#I kinda figured its because im pretty passionless and its more like passing interest. but it’s not very fun when it feels like I’m going to#be living distraction to distraction for the next 70 years or so lol#idk it kind of feels like slowly bleeding out. which is funny because I actually did experience blood loss this week#had a 30 minute nosebleed and literally could not stand. also it felt like someone was pinching the back of my brain which was interesting#yapping#does this count as vent#vent#Ive just been making an oc carrd and contemplate changing my blog header for the past 3 days honestly
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little rant, came to the realization today that when I eventually get married my mom definitely will not go. I don’t know why that hurts as much as it does. I’ve always known, like I’ve known for years and thought that I internalized it, but it’s just becoming more of a reality. I’m not even close to her but wow it sucks :)
#me begging my parents to just not vote for Trump went about as well as one can expect#as someone who isn’t even a fan of Kamala but terrified at the idea of another Trump presidency#not even like with me in mind…but mainly my brother#how do you as a parent of a disabled child decide to vote for a man who said that all Americans with disabilities should just die#how do you look him in the eyes after and say that it was the right decision#like the homophobia I’m used to at this point and it’s painful but knowing that not even the ableist shit is enough to stop it#I’m just very sad and exhausted and as much as I wish I personally had different parents#I really wish my brother had parents that were able to put him first#I’ll probably delete later today I’m just so sad and it’s a very painful thing to be grieving as stupid as it may sound#it’s also 10x more challenging wanting to just cut them off forever but losing my brother in the process idk#I look at people with parents who are either not voting or voting blue and aren’t crazy homophobes and I wonder what that is like#like she won’t be there for dress fittings or anything and I’m not even like engaged but damn
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18+ huh? oh nothing! just thinking about gamer!reader where she’s all stressed with a game and jj helps her by eating her out ‼️
the sound of the keyboard clacking can be heard throughout the room, so does your soft moans. your teammates were screaming on their mics, wondering why you were becoming weaker.
you close yours eyes, feeling your orgasm as jj wraps his hands on your things, sucking on your clit under your desktop as you grip the armchair.
Mhm! fuck-fuck-fuck-
he takes one of his hand off on your thing, bringing it up to your pussy and teasing the entrance.
he sucks hard on your clit, before letting your pussy wrap his two fingers with your pre-cum.
he stops sucking on your swollen clit, looking at you with his eyes, as he sees you whining, with your eyes closed and moaning. he scoffs before saying
you like that don’t you?
he teases, making his finger go in and out of you at full speed.
you moan more loudly, the only thing in your mind being him.
#y’all i’m still alive 🤞🏼#back to give yall more smut blurb#knowing damn well i won’t write a fic about it#writing smut scares me#but i love reading them#its an addiction atp#rudy pankow#routledge!reader#jj maybank angst#jj maybank fanfiction#jj maybank fluff#jj maybank smut#jj maybank blurb#jj maybank x you#jj maybank x y/n#jj maybank fic#outerbanks#outerbanks x you#outerbanks fic#outerbanks x y/n#jj maybank x reader#jj maybank imagine#jj maybank#jj smut#jj fluff#jj angst#dom!jj#gamer!reader#lerclec ; j. maybank
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also when I said 4halo/eclipseduo is dead I was kinda joking. Despite being fully within his rights to be pissed at q!Forever and the other islanders, q!Bad is still giving Forever the benefit of the doubt.
Of course he’s fucking angry, though. he was the singular target of an unfairly passed law. For stealing furniture.
FURNITURE.
MY BROTHER IN CHRIST HE KEEPS YOUR DAMN CHILDREN ALIVE AND YOU WANT TO SEE HIM IMPRISONED FOR STEALING FURNITURE
And not only that, but the voting system itself is flawed - which honestly seems to be his main issue.
But he understands that Forever meant for it to be a joke - that Forever didn’t mean to set up a decidedly UNdemocratic voting system - that Forever is trying his best.
The thing is, Forever can mean for it to be a joke all he wants - but he appears (not completely - but enough for this to happen) to have misjudged exactly where the president stands on the scale of power. During the argument, he yells “I was elected!” and later, away from Forever, Bad brings this up and says “Yes, he was elected. He won an election that we were forced into having by the Federation.” Because Bad’s right - Forever’s not really in control here. The Federation is. And by allowing this ‘joke’ law to gain full legal status, Forever is accidentally trusting the Federation to play nice about it. He’s trusting the Federation to allow the players to do little joke laws and little joke imprisonments that last 10 minutes or something. He’s trusting the Federation - whether he intended to or not.
Bad does not share that trust. But he does trust Forever. But Forever has given the Federation the opportunity to imprison Bad on a golden platter. But Bad trusts that Forever has good intentions. But Bad believes Forever is doing the wrong thing. But Bad knows it isn’t really Forever’s fault. But. But. But.
They still trust each other, it’s just that there was an opportunity here to build trust - and it instead ended in q!Bad’s confidence in his friends cracking. But he is withholding rage, withholding true retaliation for now - with the help of Pomme - so it’s not over yet.
#me being both a q!forever apologist AND a q!Bad apologist#q!Bad was definitely wronged moreso than q!Forever today but q!Forever’s really struggling so LEAVE HIM ALONE#HES TRYING HIS BEST#but yea if bad gets dragged off by the feds you damn well know he’s gonna stare forever down the WHOLE TIME#he ain’t playing anymore one more misstep and he won’t be so understanding#qsmp#qsmp liveblog#q!badboyhalo#q!forever
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i will be totally honest with y’all i can’t see Hobie (ATSV) in a romantic relationship ever. like, i can’t see him seeing anybody ever as “the one” or even having multiple partners or anything. I can barely see him having friends outside of the ones he already has. I can somewhat see the “are we dating or are we not dating” thing being something he gets involved in, but not really. i think a lot of people either don’t know or just forget that he’s probably homeless and that his world is shit rn and that stuff he needs isn’t easy to come by 😭😭 and a lot of homeless people just don’t have time/energy for shit like romantic relationships and the stuff he’s doing canonically because they’re so focused on trying to survive. That’s why when I make posts about him casually flirting or whatever it’s never serious, it never goes anywhere, because honestly! Between music shows, trying to find your next meal, fighting the power, trying to find a shelter for the night, helping other homeless people and others in need as both a civilian and Spider-Man, dealing with dimensional threats, trying to find a place to get clean, i just don’t think Hobie has time to even consider it. Sure, maybe there are facilities in the HQ to make it easier, but after that stunt, i think he’d avoid using them as much as possible. do you see what i mean??
#like i know he isn’t confirmed homeless in the movie. but like#like. i know. i also don’t like to think about homelessness and how terrifying it is esp for black guys#but you gotta realize he does not have all these damn hair products. he probably doesn’t smell good either#and he probably doesn’t have good breath most days or good teeth at all#and his clothes are probably dirty more often than not#and he will not be fun. people are not fun when their basic human rights are stripped away and they’re treated like garbage for a majority+#of their life#like. i genuinely think people just don’t consider a lot of shit he doesn’t do or even get the chance to bc he’s homeless#and how you’re treated like a pest and as if you aren’t human and don’t deserve human decency/necessities#now don’t get me wrong. i love to imagine hobie having a reliable space at the commune! with karl and kamala and all them. but +#that doesn’t mean he has reliable food sources and it’s basically a middle class well stocked and cared for house#of course i can’t/won’t police you because i don’t give a shit about what others do regarding him but yknow. keep it in mind at least#don’t even get me started on the knowledge of fixing pipes and other broken shit. god i could go on forever lol#this post was about Hobie not dating anybody and it turned into this 10/10 to myself actually#hobie brown#spiderpunk#spider punk#m&m posts
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Please cut the “vote to Stop fascism!’‘ shit. it’s so exhausting. You’re not fucking helping anyone by wasting your breath on defending a status quo that has been grinding people to dust for millennia. The fascism has fucking Been Here. Care about that more!
#like yeah vote or whatever#local shit matters more. presidentially you’re getting a fascist. might as well pick the blue one I fucking guess#she’s Less Bad I Guess. like in the sense that mass murder is less bad with less victims#doesn’t stop her from murdering people. doesn’t stop you from being heartless in throwing the inevitable victims under the bus for#your own perceived fucking gain#which is less gain then you think it is! btw! she’ll happily throw you under the same damn bus#honestly republicans have been better at selling me on Harris bc paranoid bastards love catastrophizing#in a way that tends to make her sound better then she is#like that one guy saying he’d cut his dick off? way more compelling then ‘’she’ll firebomb fewer (but still a lot of) people! lol!’’#(and yes I know the castration guy won’t commit if Harris does win.#still more meaningful! then the nothingburger in favor of Harris#)
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Let’s be real, I’ll never get around to drawing my imaginary scenarios about our dear Geno and Reaper.
So I’ll just write them down here
Don’t judge me too hard.
I think it would look cool if Reaper had a blue dragon tattoo. Blue outline, very little filled in color. It would stretch from his shoulder blade and down his arm and it would get smaller and less dense the closer to his hand it gets. Every scale would be individually drawn and the tattoo wouldn’t be missing other ornaments around the dragon’s design.
Now imagine this scenario: Reaper and Geno are in the save screen. Reaper is yapping to Geno, as he does, while they’re both sitting down. Geno is listening to him, but mid conversation he zones out after he notices the tattoos peaking from under Reaper’s sleeve. He takes his hand and pulls it closer to his face so he can get a better look. And even though Reaper stopped his yapping to now look at Geno, Geno is unaware of Reaper’s attention. There’s a moment of silence and Geno looks lost in thought. Without a second thought he says “Your bones are like decorated porcelain.”
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A few second pass by before Geno zones back in. He looks up from the hand at Reaper, who right now is wearing a surprised expression with a tint of blue on the cheeks under his eyes. Reaper doesn’t say anything and just stares. Geno realizes what he says, curses himself in his thoughts and says “Shush, forget I said anything.” in a slightly hurried tone. Reaper still doesn’t say anything, but looks straightforward into the void and away from Geno, which is the only reaction that he gave/will give to Geno.
And secretly Reaper thinks to himself: “That’s the gayest shit I’ve ever heard.”
And Geno thinks: “That’s the gayest shit I’ve ever said.” And curses himself again.
The end :]
#geno sans#reaper sans#afterdeath#utmv#my rambles#if my discord friend is seeing this no you aren’t.#i wanted to make a comic out of this but i know damn well I won’t
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how my parents feel after always reminding me how much better my older brother is than me
#seriously i remember when my mom flat out said ‘he’s smarter than you’#like i know that already lol?#they won’t shut up about him#had a good old break down last night realizing that i’m never gonna be my parents pride and jou the same way he is#they seriously brag about him wherever he goes#‘oh he’s in an ivy!!111!!”#and then i’m just in the damn background because my younger brother is a freshman in HS and he’s having it rough#so my own issues are resolved by ‘get over it’ or ‘oh well you’re motivated at least’#i’m not fucking motivated i just want to prove i’m just as good#or even a fraction as good#i’ll never be enough though#the mere fact my mom was considering canceling going to see the outsiders w/me because my brother has off that weekend and she’d rather go#see him kinda shows that#keep in mind we’re seeing him in two weeks and we’re going up literally the next weekend to see him#and they keep talking scour how they can’t wait until i’m in college#i can’t say anything to them though because they’ll get mad and tell me i’m being overdramatic#it feels like they want to get rid of me or smth#it hurts#a lot#i feel like i don’t have anyone because i can’t complain to my parents because i’m overshadowed by both my brothers#and i don’t know how to communicate my feelings without being a burden or sharing too much#i just feel lost#vent#sibling rivalry
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The way the state of Washington’s primaries work the top two vote getters, regardless of party, advance to the general election. This year, for a district near me, has resulted in two conservatives being on the ballot.
Worse and worser, I like to call them. They’re both awful choices for the district. They don’t have people in mind, they have corporate interest in mind, they don’t differ in policy at all. The only difference being one voted to impeach trump in 2021, the other is endorsed by trump.
Now, I live in Oregon, but I’m right on the Washington border so my tv channels broadcast out of Washington. So I don’t have a horse in this race. But if I lived in that district and was forced to pick between those two, it would really disinterest me in voting in that race.
#it’s actually kinda frustrating living in the border#I hardly see Oregon based political ads#not that I need them#I’ve already done my research and know how I’m voting down ballot#don’t come at me with ‘they can write someone in’#when you know damn well a write in vote won’t do a damn thing
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“Waaa I don’t want all this protesting to ruin my graduation” You are an infant. You are living in unprecedented times with a chance to make a difference in the world and all you’re worried about is the status quo and your personal comfort.
#ra speaks#personal#sorry the seniors are being such whiny little shits like oh. oh how horrible that your graduation won’t be untainted by the horrors around u#I don’t remember my high school graduation very well bc it was just another day in the long life I’m living#if I was to remember my graduation I wish it would be for something that was IMPORTANT like idk. calling on the admin to answer for their#complicit in genocide and use of police brutality against your fellow students?????#*for reference these are college seniors so ~22 yos. you do not have the excuse of being a child you know damn well what’s happening and why
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